JC Letter to America
August 20, 2008 by Darrell Wingerak
Filed under Humor
John Cleese Letter to America
To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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Mark Thrice - just plain funny
July 21, 2008 by Darrell Wingerak
Filed under Humor
One of the funniest books I’ve read in a long time
Mark Thrice
is one of the funniest and I am sure soon to be well recognized authors
i have come across in a long time. Here is a sample of his writing:
Rollerblading
The first thing to focus on when rollerblading is
making sure that your rollerblades are on tightly and are snugly fit to your feet. Be sure to loosen the laces ALL the way down to the toe, insert your foot, then tighten the laces starting at your toe and working your way up to the top.
The reason that this is so important is that these blades must act and feel like extensions of your own legs and feet. When you have achieved that feeling, you are one step closer to a safe time of exercise and fun.
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Book of Neuterotomy
June 21, 2008 by Darrell Wingerak
Filed under Humor
During Delivery, Ignore Your Wife!
Mark Thrice notes that it was in the Book of Neuterotomy that the first historical reference to this life altering event is actually discussed. Mark Thrice sets the stage for what his wife describes as the most essential and non-negotiable milestone in his life.